I'd like to be a high energy physicist and work at CERN.

I want to be mummified.  Organs removed, dried and then wrapped. To be buried with a copy of the Theban rescension of the Book of the Dead.  And to have someone say the rites over me, including saying my name 70 times.

Say my name, that I might live.

I would be Xev (the blue haired one) from Lexx (as played by Eva Habergomm).  Partly this is because I would love to have a figure like Eva's, but mainly because she's part cluster lizard, so she's very strong, and when someone pisses her off, serious trouble can happen.